It's freezing, the roads are covered with snow and we're running out of grit. We're being laughed at by other countries, "What?! They closed the schools because they have a few inches of the white shit?! Bahahahah!" The country has come to a stand still, wtf?
"Global warming is a load of old bollocks," the Irish say "It's minus eight and they say where getting warmer!"
The smart among us say that "The warm conditions have melted ice around Greenland, it has travelled to gulf stream and along the currents and it's evaporated into the air creating this weather!! Get it?!"
"It's still cold though, we can't pretend. Global warming is bollocks."
-This is what was said on our local radio station.

-Bangs head against wall.